Scene: The year is 2015. Sushi has published a handful of fiction novels, including Demon Wolves, Lone Wolves, and White Wolf. The first stars a half-demon wolf, half-earth demon woman named Ranayin and is set in Cadora; the second stars a female werewolf named Fakhi and is set in Denaith; the third stars a female Wolf Shifter named Sachi and is set in Alasa-Ca.

[All three wolves walk onto the set in human form.]

Fakhi: ...
Ranayan: What the hell? Who are you two?
Sachi: Sachi, white Wolf. You?
Fakhi: Fakhi, lone wolf.
Ranayan: Ranayan, hybrid wolf and total bitch.
Sachi: I feel like I've been cloned.
Ranayan: Who the hell says _you_ were the original? *snark snark*
Fakhi: *rolls eyes at them both and turns to leave*
Sachi: Hey, wait a sec. We all have wolf forms, right? Let's shift. I wanna see something.
Ranayan: *muttering* Ten to one we're all white.
Sachi: Shut up and shift. *shifts to a huge, muscular, long-legged, gold-eyed white Wolf easily six feet at the shoulder*
Fakhi: *removes her clothing shamelessly, ignores the sudden uneasiness of the other two, kneels, and breaks her entire body only to reform it as a yellow-eyed wolf--she stands about three feet high, skinny but healthy, dwarfed by Sachi*
Sachi: *grins ferally*
Fakhi: **expressionless**
Ranayan: *transforms in a static-y whirl of brown and green energy into a wolf built like Fakhi with wild white fur, blazing gold eyes, and the same ginsu-knife claws as Sachi has--seven feet tall, she smirks down at Sachi*
Sachi: *scowls*
Fakhi: **expressionless**
Ranayan: All white. Gold eyes. You and I, *nods to Sachi,* have massive claws that belong to some big bear or feline...
Sachi: *continues* All female, all obviously warriors, all Shifters of some sort...
Fakhi: *continues* All bad-ass muthafuckas...
Sachi & Ranayan: =O_O=
Fakhi: What? I'm a lone wolf. Do you expect me to be polite when most of my meals consist of human refuse?
Sachi: ...no.
Ranayan: *laughs*
Sachi: So, do you think that her readers will ever figure out that we're actually all clones?
Ranayan: Get off your high horse, bitch. You're not the original.
Sachi: *snarl*
Fakhi: Actually, she's right. None of us are the original.
Ranayan: WTF? Then who the hell is?
Fakhi: She is.
Sachi & Ranayan: =O_o;=
Sachi: So, you mean that all the other books she might write with wolves in it will have another clone?
Fakhi: Probably.
Ranayan: Holy shit. In a few more years, this might be a friggin' white wolf _convention_!
Fakhi: -_-; ... I'm leaving now. *begins walking away*
Sachi & Ranayan: *exchange glances, shrug*
Sachi: *shifts back to human form* Me too. Nice meeting you... er, myself... er... guh. *teleports out*
Ranayan: Well, that was odd. *transforms into a human, then lets the earth envelop her to tunnel back to Cadora*
Fakhi: *continues walking alllll the way back to Denaith*